LOL - it's not as overwhelming as you might think it is. :-) I think perhaps you might try some simple patterns once you get a good sewing machine.

I'd recommend heading over to Fabric Depot (SE 122nd and Stark). They have really good deals on what I tend to call "test" fabric ($1.00 / yard stuff that you won't worry about messing up), good QuikSew patterns for cheap, and a Montevilla sewing center all in the same area - you can pick up a good, used sewing machine there for a decent price. If not there, head over to Stark and SE 82nd ave Montevilla center, and they'll fix you right up (that's where I got my serger).

Not so good on the knitting, here - I can do a single perl, and that's about it... I crochet, more than anything. Fabric Depot has quite a bit on the yarn, but if you want something that's specific to knitting / crochet, the only place that comes to mind for me is the one near my home, on SW hwy 99 and Hall. There's a knitting store next door to the decorette shop in the lower level of the mall there - there's also a Jo Ann Fabric's in the mall as well, so if you're lost, just drop in and ask them - they know where it is.

Good luck! And if you need help, let us know!

~M